An Ode to the French Fry

Oh my lovely French Fry

My beautiful golden stalk of potato.

I would love to partake all day long

Of your gorgeous, crunchy oiliness.


When with you I do feel complete.

The perfect combination of crunch and soft.

Oh Potato!

Oh French Fry!


You are the most perfect shade of ocher.

Your oil is so very lovely.


If given the choice

I would eat nothing but you.

As it is my mommy is a very large pushover

And I have partaken of you no less

Than three times in two days.

Oh the joy.

Oh the heaven!


Dear French Fry...

How I love you.


You complete me.