Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

This past week...

I DID NOT RUN ANOTHER HALF MARATHON! Woohoo Me!!!

I did not realize on the morning that I was leaving for Florida that I had some type of leprosy-like rash.

I did not then proceed to ignore it and slather myself in Hydrocortisone and take Benedryl rather than seek medical attention (this seems to be a pattern with me)

While on vacation, I did not wake up every morning by 7am-thank you stinky kids for taking from me the ability to sleep in! (but no fears, most mornings I went back to sleep!)

I did not drag my husband into CVS while in vacation to look for monthly ECB deals that were sold out in Chicago. That would be absolutely ridiculous.

While in Walgreens buying the Hydrocortisone for my leprosy, I did not look there for the monthly free after rebate items I could not find in Chicago.

I did not fall asleep during the Superbowl.

I did not burn my finger one night this week.

I did not burn it by putting my hand into the pot on the stove to take out the piece of dust that settled onto the burning hot oil. What kind of idiot puts her hand into a pot with oil sizzling on the bottom????

Once the blister from said burn had popped, I did not then accidentally drip hot wax from a candle into the open wound on Saturday night.

I do not think that I am sharing way too much in the way of my ailments for this week.

I think it's time to stop now.