Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
Hmmmm it was actually a fairly boring week here in my house...but I'm sure I can pull some Not Me Nonsense out of my hat....
OK here we go:
It was not me! who was literally vomited ON my her six year old.
I did not thank my lucky stars that I have somewhat quick reflexes, thus avoiding him vomiting into my mouth. Which would have happened had I not jumped back.
It was not me who did NOT notice some vomit on her shoes that she had been wearing on the fateful Friday vomit.
I did not just put them down, walk away, and tell myself that I would deal with it later.
I am not considering just throwing away the shoes rather than wipe off the 3 specks of puke.
I do not think that I am focusing waaaay too much on the vomit incident.
It was not me! who told the pharmacist that, no, I did not want to pick up Elisha's prescription, only Jacob's. He did not look at me like I was a lunatic only getting one child's medication.
It was not me! who made my hubby go pick up Elisha's prescription from Dominicks today, after I'd gone to pick up Jacob's an hour prior.
It was not because I wanted to get a second Dominicks gift card to fully get all I could from the strep scrounge in my house.
It is not me who keeps using the word scrounge even though it is not the correct word.
My sister told me it's scourge or something but I think scrounge sounds better.
But I have no idea what the word scrounge means.
I did not take the "limit one gift card per person" very literally.
It was not me! who spent 15 minutes Sunday morning decoupaging file folders. What kind of lunatic decoupages FILE FOLDERS? Have I nothing better to do with my time?
It was also not me who did not do one darned thing on her to-do list on Sunday-reorganize the scary slasher basement, do paperwork.
I did not spend the majority of Sunday laying on the couch reading blogs.
Benjie did not just catch me reading my own blog.
And then he did not start dictating a Not Me! Monday post about it.
And he did not look over and see me writing these very words.