I'm SO Cracking Up

So I was peeking at the most recent keywords that brought people to my blog. I think that I have the all time best winner:

"What do wild dovis eat"

Last time I checked, THIS Wild Dovi exists on a steady diet of Peptamen Junior

and Pedialyte Singles
with the occasional addition of

fish sticks

and the most important food group of all, chicken wontons.


That, dear readers, is


What Wild Dovis Eat.