(I know you all need to know, otherwise you won't be able to sleep tonight)
I called Animal Control again this morning:
Me: "I need to have a dead skunk removed from my yard"
Her: "I have in the computer that you called about a live skunk yesterday"
Me: "Well yesterday, it was alive. Today, it is dead"
The skunk is STILL here.
Animal Control called me back. They'll hopefully come either tonight or tomorrow.
Thanks a lot.