I have an obsession in life.
I adore red zinger tea.
It is the most perfect, delicious tea around.
I drink a cup a day. (1 tea bag + 1 splenda = bliss)
I am down to one ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE tea bag.
Why is that you may ask?
Well, no grocery stores here sell red zinger. They sell lemon zinger. wild berry zinger. raspberry zinger. But (sob) no (sob) red (sob) zinger.
I have purchased it in Publix in Florida and brought it home with me.
Most recently, someone found a box in a random fruit store and bought it for me.
However, I don't remember who bought it/which fruit store it was.
Hence, I am down to ONE ONE ONE ONE bag of tea.
And I am freaking out here, folks.
I will pay a premium for it.
I now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.