Why is my life so complicated?

THIS is the nonsense I type up for the babysitter:

How to work things

TV/Cable

Well there are 3 options-1 “the perfect world” and 2 “reality”

Option 1:

Use only the Comcast remote. Press “All Power” and both the cable box (top component box) and tv should turn on. The tv takes 15-20 seconds to warm itself up-give it a second-you’ll hear a beep sound.

Option 2:

Use the tv remote (Samsung) to turn on the tv and the Comcast remote to turn on the cable box. It will still take 15-20 seconds for the tv to turn on.

Option 3:

Press the tv’s power button and the cable box’s power button. Then just use the cable remote to change channels etc.

Preferred kid channels:

56 Playhouse Disney (changes to preteen shows at 5pm)

120 Noggin-Preschool on TV 24/7 (yee-ha)

127 Sprout-PBS 24/7