Monday, November 8, 2010

Yes, Yes. I'm Still Alive

But I might get the title of The Worst Blogger in the Entire World Who Should Be Blogging All About Her Beloved Son Dovi's Upcoming Bar Mitzvah

which is in 19daysohmygdI'mfreakingoutIneedsomeofDovi'svaliumimmediatelybreathebreathebreathe

Wowza. It's soon. Like really, insanely, terrifyingly, heartstoppingly, waking up at night panic attackingly soon. Not like that's happening to anybody I know.

I have about 4,000 projects 90% done. But nothing, and I repeat NOTHING, is all the way done. It's not good for the psyche of the insane anal retentive blogger.

I wish I could tell you all about my projects. I really do. But that would ruin it for the people who are, ya know, coming, and deserve to be shocked by my amazing craftiness. Yes, I have been crafting the Bar Mitzvah. Did you expect anything different? And no, I am not paying for it with coupons. When Jewel still took expired coupons, I had visions of saving up all my Catalinas for like two years and ordering trays from Jewel and paying for them with insane stacks of Cats, but alas, that was not to be and we have a real caterer. Which will be much easier for me but much more expensive, which makes the thrifty coupon shopper in me throw up a little in my mouth.

Luckily I have wonderful friends and wonderful personal shoppers in New York (I WILL find out how much I owe you, and I WILL pay you back!) and hopefully we have almost everything we need. Yes, almost. Still not everything. Faint.

And no worries, I have an anatomy test on Thursday, as well as book fair for ESJ's school all this week. Yikes.

But on the upside, Dovi has really cute shoes for the Bar Mitzvah.


Shosh said...

well it is all about the shoes

Suzi said...


Anonymous said...

hahah, and here i thought you were just insanely organizing your house from that link to the organizing woman...but this is much better!! crafty+bar mitzvah = must see pictures!! no pressure, but once the simcha is over you will post details and photos and lots of stories that will make us tear up with joy, right??

can't wait to hear all about it!

Shira said...

Wow, how are you in school on top of all of this? Mazel tov, can't wait to see tons of pics of your craftiness! Try and remember to enjoy it too.

Sheva said...

hi i just found your blog is their a reason we don't know each other through the blog world. Well anyways i just read through some of your old posts and look forward to reading many more. I also have a Dovie

Anonymous said...

finally!!!!! welcome back.
love ya,

Aviva said...

remember to call me for anything! Aviva