Don't Mess With Me.

I will call your boss on you.

This morning, I was driving to work. Correction. I was crawling along the Kennedy to work, trying to avoid the maniac in the gladiola farm delivery truck that was terrorizing everyone on the road.

I'm not joking. This guy was literally drifting his large delivery truck from lane to lane across traffic. He was not looking. He was not signaling. I was chatty chatting with my mom (don't worry, I was using hands free), and suddenly I noticed that this truck was reallllly close to the yellow line. So I gently braked. He drifted into my lane without a signal.

Then he did it again-to another minivan a lane over (hey! It was a Sienna just like mine. Maybe he didn't like carpool moms).

Then he did it AGAIN to me-twice-drifted over.

So what did I do?

I hung up with my mom and called the number of the gladiola farm on the back of the truck.

Yup.

I reported that sucker for bad driving.

Next thing you know, I'll have a flashing light on the top of my van and will be making citizen's arrests.

Have a great weekend everyone. And don't forget to signal before you switch lanes...especially if you're driving in Chicago and you see a grey Sienna that is missing a hubcap behind you on the road. On a side note, do you want to know how much my dealer wanted for one freaking hubcap? $75!!!! Ummm no. I'll drive my white trash van with a missing hubcap and keep my $75, thankyouverymuch.