There are mysterious goings on in this house.
Very, very mysterious.
The children's socks are inexplicably forming holes.
Daily.
Large holes on the bottom.
Which suspiciously look like neat little slits cut with scissors.
However, no one has been willing to take any responsibility.
No one is cutting them.
And yet the holes continue to appear.
Mysterious.
Very, very mysterious.
Maybe your sock slitter are ganged up with my sock knapper?
ReplyDeleteCheck and see if there is a nail sticking up on the floor or if maybe there is a sharp edge on a box or even the ladder. Or maybe it's sprites who decided to play with your mind.
ReplyDeleteMom
Sorry to bear the bad news. You have mice! I had the same thing going on in my house and it took a while till we caught a big fat brown mouse nibbling at our socks. Look for the droppings and set up some traps
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ReplyDeleteIf you're going to write such things you'd darn well better ID yourself! I can't handle mice!
Actually, I've had an exterminator in my house recently and he has not seen any mouse droppings.
I was being sarcastic. I have a mysterious sock cutting child.